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Jojo Barnes
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Decent Human/Mama/Lover/Wife/Eternal Child. Living ecstatically as often as poss. Tryna eat some good food and love all the things 💗#simplelife

Jojo Barnes Look what I found when I woke up this morning.... 📚🐛#harrypotte

  • 15.08.2018 00:07
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Look what I found when I woke up this morning.... 📚🐛 #harrypotter #obsessed #lovestoread #littlebookworm #thanksfornotmakingmegetupat5am #someoneneedsabooklamp

Jojo Barnes I’ve made some questionable fashion choices in my life.Let’s make

  • 14.08.2018 12:43
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I’ve made some questionable fashion choices in my life. Let’s make one thing clear. This was not one them. #itsalook #fashun #ontuesdaysiwearwhatthefuckilike #justkiddingthatseveryday #style #ifyadontknownowyaknow #socksandslides #foblife

Jojo Barnes Word 👋🏽💋#iseeyou #yesgirl #soshiny #keepthatshitup

  • 14.08.2018 02:57
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Word 👋🏽💋 #iseeyou #yesgirl #soshiny #keepthatshitup

Jojo Barnes I STILL catch my breath looking down at her asleep each night #lesigh

  • 13.08.2018 14:29
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I STILL catch my breath looking down at her asleep each night #lesigh #cosleepinglife 💗 Tonight as she drifted off she was telling me stories about how she remembers things from when she was in my tummy... 🔮😍 gawd I love her. I used to think there was no way I would ever love anything as much as I love her. IMPOSSIBLE! But I think in convincing myself I truly only wanted one baby for so many years, I forgot the unending depths of my own friggin heart. I’ve wanted a giant family since as long as I can remember.... I love my nieces and nephews like my own. I’m happiest when my house (or our bed!) is full of noisy cuzzies. My friends children all have their own special rooms in my heart as well... .... we might have left our run a bit late to be getting the football team I dreamed of, but I know there’s definitely space for at least one more little precious in there 💖 #nighttimemusings #sleeperazzi #sleepingbabies #roomforonemore #myheart #babybarnes #cantwait #comeonbaby

Jojo Barnes If I’ve GOTTA get out of bed, I’m thankful I can spend it with thi

  • 12.08.2018 00:52
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If I’ve GOTTA get out of bed, I’m thankful I can spend it with this awesome little human 😍 #mylilhomie #pancakeparty #kitchendanceparty #iblessedtherainsdowninafrica

Jojo Barnes ☠️#mood#MeAF #canijuststayinbedalldaypleaseandthankyou

  • 11.08.2018 23:03
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☠️#mood #MeAF #canijuststayinbedalldaypleaseandthankyou

Jojo Barnes Some days I’m all smoothies and bone broth and lentils.Others I’m

  • 11.08.2018 05:48
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Some days I’m all smoothies and bone broth and lentils. Others I’m flat out keeping down a vegemite cruskit and a green apple. Today. Well today the baby needed this. NEEDED. Badly. #kfcdoubledown #dirtybird #cravings #ididabout100burpeestoday #iearnedthis #brunch #noragrets #onlymanagedhalf

Jojo Barnes When you get to know your phlebotomist so well you know her grandkids

Sullivan Nicolaides Pathology -Smithfield Collection Centre

  • 10.08.2018 06:00
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When you get to know your phlebotomist so well you know her grandkids names 😳😂 We had a little hug on the way out because this will be the last time I see her in a while... after seeing her up to 3 x a week for the past 4mths 💉 I kinda got used to the jabbing and the testing and the internal ultrasounds (aka vag wand aka twat bat) and weeing in jars and putting all manner of things in my vag to get this Baby Boo Barnes. Oh yeah, and that one time @s3an_84 had to wank in a cup. Let’s not forget that. #toughgig #betterhopeyouvegotgoodaim We were SO FUCKING LUCKY IVF worked for us first go. As every day passes by I’m less worried that this babe won’t stick around. The fear is still present, though. And today especially, whilst I felt kinda thankful this will be my last test for a few months, I’m feeling for everyone still going through this, and the few I know about to begin their journey. Sending love to all the other IVF mamas out there. You’re dead set legends. #seeyasullivannicolaides #catchya #nomorejabbing #ivfjourney #ivf #strongmamas #luckyigotdemgoodveins

Jojo Barnes I can finally get in the kitchen again without ralphing! #fuckyeahPut

  • 10.08.2018 01:18
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I can finally get in the kitchen again without ralphing! #fuckyeah Put on a pot of my Witchy Brew before bed last night (yeah, alright, it’s slow cooked chicken stock, but magick goes in there, mate) and had a beautiful sleep filled with dreams of food and sexiness. Tucked into a big fat mug for brekkie, and making up some jars of Witchy Noodle Soup for some lovely fluey friends, and a big cup o love for the Sickle Pickle 💗🤒🥣🔮 #sicknessbegone #witchybrew #chickensoup #madewithlove

Jojo Barnes 🦉 🦉 🦉 #defineREAL #whowho #lols

  • 08.08.2018 21:37
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🦉 🦉 🦉 #defineREAL #whowho #lols

Jojo Barnes As #worldbreastfeedingweek draws to a close, I’m reminded of my shor

  • 07.08.2018 14:49
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As #worldbreastfeedingweek draws to a close, I’m reminded of my short lived breastfeeding journey. Can’t believe it was 6 years ago now! A myriad of issues meant that it was all over for us by 3 mths. The hardest part about it, surprisingly, wasn’t the guilt I felt myself, the hours spent crying over my “loss”. No. The hardest part was the CONSTANT questioning and judgement from OTHER WOMEN. Some of them friends and family. Even nurses at the hospital when we were admitted with Pickle for respiratory distress. “You just need to try harder” “Oh I could NEVER formula feed my baby” “Hey, did you try...” “I tandem breastfed premature twins after a c-section- you shouldn’t have any problems..” etc etc etc 🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽 For all of the furore over women breastfeeding publicly, in those early months of motherhood I found more judgement from strangers as a bottle feeder. I wrote a lil blog about it at the time you can find in my profile 💁🏽‍♀️ *includes lots of new mama ranting!* Once we switched to formula, little Pickle THRIVED, and I came back from the edge of the precipice of madness. Also a special shout out to @cominoelsa from @eat.real who instead of judging, offered REAL help. She had a SURPLUS of milk, and so very generously donated some of her precious nectar to me as well as another adoptive family ❤️ #yesmama 🙌🏽 I’m so grateful for the short time we had feeding, and now with more education and empowerment, I’m going to give it a red hot crack again with Baby Boo. One thing to remember about #breastfeeding - it’s actually none of your business. #FEDISBEST New mama’s need your love, support and GIANT FUCKIN HIGH FIVES for bringing life into the world! A massive shout out to all breastfeeding mamas out there rockin it, and every other mother on the spectrum doing their damn best! #newmums #mamasrock #breastfeedingproblems #realtalk #boobjuice https://jojoninja.wordpress.com/2012/10/04/boobs/

Jojo Barnes Afternoon well spent engineering and crafting with my big girl and her

  • 06.08.2018 09:36
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Afternoon well spent engineering and crafting with my big girl and her birthday present from @kiwico_inc . Love the idea of these #kiwicrates ! She built #TheClaw from scratch, and then made the little Pom poms to go along with it. Can’t wait for next months! ** and love that the Founder & CEO is an engineer and Mama of three! ** #learnthroughplay #stem #steam #kiwiingenuity #mylittleengineer -#criticalthinking #fostercuriosity #qualitytime #kiwico #kiwicrate

Jojo Barnes Word 💁🏽‍♀️#babysteps #buildthedream #igotthis

  • 06.08.2018 07:51
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Word 💁🏽‍♀️ #babysteps #buildthedream #igotthis

Jojo Barnes Just over here, being 6, reading myself a bedtime story, ain’t no th

  • 05.08.2018 12:38
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Just over here, being 6, reading myself a bedtime story, ain’t no thang 💁🏽‍♀️ 😭 #whoisthisbigkid #lovestoread #classic #charlottesweb #birthdaypresent

Jojo Barnes When spag bol is life 🍝😍Beautiful birthday dinner at our little

  • 05.08.2018 12:28
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When spag bol is life 🍝😍 Beautiful birthday dinner at our little local family fave @portofino_palm_cove with Grandma @who_is_gee Just missing you, @s3an_84 😘 #birthdaygirl #pastaface #yum #6yearold

Jojo Barnes Can’t believe I have a 6 year old in a few hours!52 560 hours ago I

  • 05.08.2018 01:40
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Can’t believe I have a 6 year old in a few hours! 52 560 hours ago I got the feeling I was going to meet my little person soon (a month early!) It’s insane. Getting all soppy and nostalgic at about 1am, going through photographs of my little possum. My heart is bursting. She was my first of so many things! And the one that made me a Mama. She’s been my reason for everything, especially over the last 3 years... a lot of which have been ROUGH. The difference between 5 and 6 is HUGE, I think. Although she still curls those RIDICULOUSLY long gangly giraffe legs up in my lap for morning cuddles, she’s no longer my baby! We’ve got a real life BIG KID on our hands. ———- Mia Gloria, you are- Kind. Thoughtful. Brave (even though a lot of things scare you!) SO clever. Curious. One of the funniest people I know! ——— Thank you for taking such good care of Mama the last few months and I just know you’re going to be an AMAZING big sister. Little Boo has no idea how lucky they’re gonna be to have you around... or maybe they do 👶🏼 (And I can write this to her because she’s a little turd who’s going to be reading it over someone’s shoulder soon😂🤦🏽‍♀️) #missSix #firstbornlove #specialkid #littlelegend #myheart #schmickleandmama

Jojo Barnes Got that hair dark as my soul...Nah, just playin. Y’all know I’m

Tokunai Hair

  • 04.08.2018 03:55
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Got that hair dark as my soul... Nah, just playin. Y’all know I’m kittens and rainbows and glittery unicorn farts in there 💁🏽‍♀️💖 Thanks @kyleeannehairmakeup @_hairandmakeupbymegan_ @tokunai_hair for making us girls feel special today. #treatyoself #mummydaughtertime #schmickleandmama #freshairfeels

Jojo Barnes Time for my little mermaid to get this mane trimmed @tokunai_hair 😍

Tokunai Hair

  • 04.08.2018 02:45
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Time for my little mermaid to get this mane trimmed @tokunai_hair 😍 #tokunaifam #almostsix #mermaidhair #longhairdontcare #downtoherbutt #schmickle #behindthepinkdoor